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TOO much amazing stuff – NOT enough $$$ – DECEMBER ‘09

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Siege #2

by KC Carlson

We’re in the big wind-down to both of marvel and DC’s a lot of recent events, so there’s lots of Siege and Blackest night stuff all over the buy form. but you’re probably aware of those events, as it seems that’s all anybody wants to talk about anymore. I mean it’s too much to ask that both of these events might actually wrap up with a big, definitive ending (just for a change), instead of simply leading into the next big Mega Mind-Bending Nose-Blowing (sorry, but it IS the cold and flu season!) Thing. Why are publishers and some creators terrified of the words “The End”? Can no one actually write an ending to anything anymore?

When I was editing at DC back in the 90s, several editors, and even a couple of my writers, were horrified at the prospect of actually ending a story. Every story need to end with a cliffhanger, conventional wisdom (whatever happened to him?) said. Mr. wisdom also stated that if said mandatory cliffhanger wasn’t firmly in place, readers would have an excuse to stop reading the book. What a terrific way to sell your readers (or your creators) short! Silly me! I always thought that if we were doing our jobs ideal by supplying exceptional stories, fantastic artwork, compelling characters that readers actually cared about, and over-arcing situations (as opposed to gimmick-laden cliffhangers), that would be enough to make sure a loyal, faithful readership. Was I naive or what?

No wonder I’m not working in big-timey comics anymore…

Anyway, enough soapboxing! here are my picks for some of the best stuff of the month – a lot of of which have actual endings!

Dan DeCarlo’s Jetta

My personal must-have item this month is Dan DeCarlo’s Jetta, a hardcover collection from IDW of one of DeCarlo’s impossible-to-find series. first published in the way-back 1950s, Jetta is a teenage girl living in the (then) far-off future – of the 21st Century! Her series is filled with wonderful futuristic gadgets, robots, and flying cars, all drawn by DeCarlo, who drew about a bazillion consecutive issues of Betty and Veronica for Archie Comics (and before that, an fantastic run of Millie the model for timely Comics). DeCarlo is best known for his work on lots of of comics’ greatest cuties, acknowledged here by this book being the first of a series entitled The library of good girl Art – a title that is slightly improper (or misleading) for the material being presented here.

The term “good girl art”, as it’s been used over the last few decades in the realm of pop culture, has come to imply attractive women being depicted in very skin-tight or skimpy clothing, typically involved in bondage or other provocative situations. Dan DeCarlo can (and has, including by himself) been described as a good girl artist (all of the girls that he draws are certainly attractive) and has even done some work which would fall into the above definition of good girl Art (two volumes of adult pin-up art by DeCarlo have been published by Fantagraphics), but Jetta really must not be considered in the realm of standard good girl Art. Jetta is generally Betty and Veronica in space, a fun teenage strip undoubtedly created for older kids and young teenagers. I might suggest that IDW consider changing their series title to “The library of good girl Artists” to avoid situations like this in the future.

Back to the good stuff: Dan DeCarlo’s Jetta also includes rare and unpublished artwork by DeCarlo, a gallery of Jetta tribute pin-ups by some modern-day good girl artists including Bruce Timm and Dean Yeagle, and an introduction by series editor Craig Yoe. Plus, all the stories are presented in full-color. (A non-complete Jetta collection in black and white was previously published in 2006 by Airwave.)

Melvin Monster Vol. 2

Speaking of old amazing things, I raved extensively before about Drawn & Quarterly’s John Stanley library – specifically about Melvin Monster volume 1. Well, volume 2 is on the buy form this month and consider yourselves raved at again. These classic stories are about a little monster kid who just wants to be good, go to school, and do as he is told, even though his monster family (Baddy and Mummy), friends, and even his pet alligator want to kill him!

Ultimate Comics X

I’m very delighted to see that Art Adams is returning to a regular feature, namely the new utmost Comics X series, written by Jeph Loeb. It’s been terrific to see the quantum-talented Mr. Adams doing scads of covers and one-off stories over the past few years, but it will be even better to have his richly in-depth art to drool over on a regular basis, even if it is on a bi-monthly schedule – probably a wise choice knowing how much effort he pours into each page. I don’t know much yet about what X is going to be about, although those claws on the first issue’s cover are probably apretty good clue! and I’m not exactly crazy about Jeph Loeb on yet another utmost Comics project, as I thought that his whole Ultimatum event was one of the a lot more disjointed, grotesque, depressing, and tedious storylines in recent history. but I admire Loeb for attempting to clean up the mess he made of the utmost Universe, and it looks like a large part of that just might be in this new title. With Art Adams on X, at least this new title will look incredible!

Pretty much everything at DC this month is top secret by the looks of all their black/blank cover repros for lots of of their crucial books (which always make me think that the covers haven’t actually been drawn yet). That’s fine, just as long as I don’t have to see any a lot more characters with their arms split off. had enough of that, thank you very much!

Milestone forever #1

DC’s official solicitation for Milestone forever #1 (of 2) reads a lot more like an obituary than sell copy. Unfortunately, that may turn out to be true, as recent appearances by the Milestone characters in various DC titles didn’t exactly set the comics world on fire. It looks like we might be seeing the last of lots of of these terrific characters in this two-issue finale. At least it sounds like we’ll (finally) be getting the wrap-up on the incomplete stories from when the original series were canceled back in 1997, and some of the original artists – including John Paul Leon, mark Bright, Chris Cross, and Denys Cowan – will be returning to wrap up their characters’ stories, as written by Milestone editor-in-chief Dwayne McDuffie. Here’s one of those occasions where “The End” may not be so happy, but at least fans will be getting some closure.

Man, and I thought variant covers were out of control… just how lots of variant Hulk characters are running around these days? No checkered ones yet, I see… “You am not color-coordinated! Plaid Hulk SMASH!”

X-Men: Pixie Strikes Back

Our friend Kathryn Immonen has two new projects at marvel this month. first up is a four-part tiny based on the cutest li’l mutant considering that Kitty Pryde, X-Men: Pixie Strikes Back, illustrated by Sara Pichelli. It looks like there’s lots of girl power on display both behind-the-scenes as well as on-the-page as Pixie, X-23, Armor, Mercury, and Blindfold need to deal with the hell that is high school. Plus, Pixie has some severe daddy issues when she discovers that he’s one of the most hazardous X-Villains ever!

Marvel Heartbreakers

I’m always a sucker for using superheroes to disguise the revival of a terrific old comics genre. In this case, it’s the return of romance comics with marvel Heartbreakers, as well as the return of some fan-fave cult characters like Dazzler, Snowbird, the girls of Nextwave, and the classic marvel duo of Gwen and MJ – with one of these stories written by the fantastic Ms. Imm! (What, no Patsy Walker: Hellcat?!?). Although I gotta ask – who really wants to read sad, heartbreaking love stories on Valentine’s Day? Here’s hoping that at least one of these stories shows the gal getting the person (or even the gal)!

The death of Captain Marvel

Some new superhero collections you may not want to miss are provided this month: Marvel’s got a hardcover reprint of The death of Captain Marvel, the heart-rending Jim Starlin saga that verified that even being cosmic-powered is no escape from death when she comes trying to find you. slightly a lot more upbeat is another collection of George Perez’s JLA classics in the aptly (but unwieldily) named DC Comics classics Library: The Justice league of America by George Perez Vol. 2 HC. and 2009’s coolest concept is being collected in an oversized (11” x 17.5”) hardcover…

Wednesday Comics

Wednesday Comics will be one of THE books to enjoy for in 2010, especially for those who are interested in cutting-edge artwork. I’m a little sad that the hardcover is moving away from the original “Sunday Comics Section” format. (I wonder if the book will be put together “as is” (section by section) or with all the stories gathered together as a sequential read. and will it be printed on newsprint to maintain the original format premise?) Regardless, Wednesday Comics will consist of all 15 series that appeared in the original – all written and drawn by the cream of the crop of creative talents – plus two additional one-shot pages not in the original series: The Creeper by Keith Giffen and Eric Canete and Plastic man by Evan Dorkin and Stephen DeStefano. There’s also a benefit sketchbook section and an introduction by series editor mark Chiarello. best thing about it? It doesn’t have to be folded in half!

Invincible gene Colan

A couple of other books of note this month: The Invincible gene Colan is a 128-page art collection featuring the very best work of gene Colan, spanning his extraordinary seven-decade career. From Daredevil, Cap, and Iron man to Dracula and Howard the Duck, Gene’s illustrated lots of of the top characters in comics – even Batman, wonder Woman, and Archie! This particular book mostly focuses on Gene’s days at Marvel, and besides page after page of stunning artwork, the book also features commentary and analysis from Stan Lee, Roy Thomas, John Romita, Walter Simonson, Neil Gaiman, Tom Palmer, and others. It’s published by the fine folks at the Hero Initiative, so profits will be pumped back into fund-raising for creators in need. because of the nature of this particular book, there will be only this one printing. So if you want it – get it now! – because it won’t be around forever!

The Comics

Another of comics’ elder statesman is also heard from this month, as Jerry Robinson’s seminal history of comic strips, The Comics: An Illustrated history of Comic strip Art 1895-2010 is being dusted off and given a complete updating. I’ve had the original on my bookshelf considering that it was published in 1974, and I have reread it and refer to it frequently. Not only is it an sophisticated history of the comic strip, it’s amazingly illustrated and designed, featuring hundreds of illustrations and reproductions of the all the classic strips by all the classic creators. It’s a must-have resource for every complete comic library. 296 pages, published by Dark Horse.

Munden’s Bar: Grand Re-Opening

It’s always terrific to see one of your favorite small service establishments return from a mysterious absence – especially if it’s comics’ (and the universe’s) favorite watering-hole, Munden’s Bar! IDW is using up a 104-page collection of brand-new, never-before-printed stories of my favorite back-up feature (previously seen in the pages of GrimJack), titled Munden’s Bar: Grand Re-Opening. Guest-starring the Frankenstein Mobster, Wolverine MacAlistar, the late Del Close, and Jesus Christ in stories by John Ostrander, William Messner-Loebs, skip Williamson, Marc Hemple, mark Wheatley, Joe Staton, and more! So next time you’re passing through Cynosure and feel down-in-the-dumps, stop by Munden’s for a quick pick-me-up. It cures what ails ya!

Spider-Man: Clone Saga #6

An interesting line from the solicitation of Spider-Man: The Clone Saga #6 sort of gives the whole game away: “See how the controversial classic must have ended, straight from the pens of the Clone Saga’s original architects, Tom DeFalco and Howard Mackie.” Revisionist history, anyone? Or a lot more to the point, that’s really a long time to drag around that dull axe. As one of the few Spidey fans that’s never read the original Clone Saga – I was busy working at DC at the time, and I was alerted away from it by a lot of of DC’s then-assistant editors, who were reading it (“It will make your head explode!” said one, sadly.) – I am curious about all this. but I’m (not-surprisingly) confused: Is this mini-series a “What If?!” tale? Does Spidey marry Betty or did he marry Veronica? I’m so confused!!!

Perhapanauts Special: Molly’s Story

SHORT TAKES – Perhapanauts fans will finally learn the secrets of the mysterious Molly – the Perhaps’ citizen ghost girl – in Perhapanauts Special: Molly’s Story, provided in the image section this month. I’m secretly hoping that it will be a crossover with Casper and the Spectrals, which is also written by the fantastic Todd DeZago! (Probably not, though) … The next couple of issues of Invincible Iron man take place in Broxton, Oklahoma. Isn’t that where Thor lives these days? … BTW, with all the Iron man comics and collections that marvel is providing this month, you’d think that there was going to be another Iron man motion picture soon … What? Oh, never mind …. BTW, if you like Iron Man, don’t miss Sherlock Holmes! (How lots of times have you ever seen that sentence in pop culture before now?) … My favorite Doom Patroller – crazy Jane – returns in Doom Patrol #7 … Hmmm. The cover for Ms. marvel #50 (the last issue, BTW) sure looks a lot like the cover from the original death of Captain marvel graphic novel. I wo

FIFTH degree – COMICS must BE GOOD, WESTFIELD ON TWITTER, & a lot more stuff

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The additionally Adventures of DB Cooper

By Josh Crawley

Hey kids! We’ve got a quickie this week since I’ve been crazy busy! “Busy doing what?” you ask. Well, right here goes…

We’ve got some incredible things coming up from Westfield Comics objective control. While I’m not at liberty to talk about it (as we’ve yet to make official announcements), I like to believe it’s going to step up our game. What that has indicated short term, though, is that often it feels like I’m doing a task as well as a half. Don’t get me wrong; not complaining. I like it!

Quick sidebar: I will tell you one of the things we’ve had brewing. mark Taylor has been welcomed to the inner circle of Westfield (which is method much better than any type of of the nine circles of hell the last time we checked) as the new devoted Westfield Comics Twitter guy. “Why aren’t you doing it, Josh? You’re always going on (and on, as well as on, as well as on) about Twitter.” Yes, I am, however keep in mind exactly how I pointed out I’ve been crazy busy? That figures into it. (I, literally, just had a lot more “work” provided by UPS thanks to those people at Dynamite Entertainment!) Anyways, look ahead to an boost in our frequency as well as range of tweets!

You may not recall, however I likewise do a bit bit of freelance comic book lettering on the side. (Conveniently, I likewise kept in mind I wished to share a couple evaluations of books I serviced that Greg Burgas of the Comics must be great blog on Comic book resources did that featured my work: The additionally Adventures of DB Cooper by James Heffron & business as well as Cipher: The Sorcerer Pope by Steve Bryant & Jun Bob Kim.) While there’s some stuff brewing associated to those I can’t mention just yet, I do believe it’s risk-free for me to state I chosen up a lettering gig that had a short turn around time last Wednesday. While it usually would have gone a great deal quicker, I had my routine tasks around right here to take care of at the exact same time.

Long story short, I had my share of energy drinks over the past few days.

Also, having just gone to Comics must be Good, I see they’ve published some info about an adaptation of Posy Simmonds’ Tamara Drewe. The reason is caught me eye is since I saw the charming motion picture poster featuring Gemma Arterton. You may have kept in mind me espousing her virtues previously.

Also, espousing is a fun word to use.

Follow my tweets, email me, keep an eye out on the Westfield Comics Facebook page for a few of those interesting things I alluded to, or go Google Gemma Arterton. I understand I will be (again).

Josh Crawley may or may not be the keyboardist for Everclear. He strongly suggests you not bet that he is.

FIFTH DEGREE: PREVIEWS #255

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by Josh Crawley

I forgot to grab marvel Previews, so anything fun I notice in there is going to be in next week’s column, along with a few things I may have missed this week. Let’s get on with the show!

Last Days of American Crime

This month’s Indy edge featured creator is Rick Remender. His Last Days of American crime looks great. In the meantime, I’d recommend picking up any of his other creator-owned work, including but not limited to: fear Agent, strange Girl, and Doll & Creature.

Devil #1

Devil #1 from Dark horse sounds a bit like Ultraviolet to me.

Buck Rogers: Spaceship small Case

Pages 54 and 55 may be the best double page spread this month: gobs of awesome buck Rogers! I do need a new business card case…

Milestone forever #1

Milestone forever #1 reminds me I need to pick up Icon: A Heroes welcome softcover. Sadly, I’m in no hurry whatsoever to buy the static Shock: rebirth of the cool softcover because I have no use for the first few issues, and then the follow up mini-series from years later, while missing everything in between.

Hardware: The man in the Machine

Before all of those, though, I’ll be picking up Hardware: The man in the machine softcover, even though I have all the issues; they’re that great!

Justice society of America annual #1

Justice society of America #36

Justice society of America annual #1? Really? After we just got an 80 page giant? and comparing the cover of that issue to #36 above it (page 80), liberty Belle’s bell colors are inverted and incorrect on one of them. wonder if that’ll be fixed in two months. I also wonder if they’ll explain the Jesse Chambers event from Flash rebirth #5.

Wednesday Comics

Wednesday Comics hardcover? Don’t mind if I do.

Absolute Planetary Vol. 2

Look! absolute Planetary volume 2! missed volume 1? fret not, DC’s made it easy for you to order them both this month with this new printing.

Demo Vol. 2 #1

Demo volume 2 #1! If you missed out the first time, be sure to order the cheap volume softcover!

Y: The Last man Vol. 3

Y: The Last man Deluxe edition volume 3 hardcover has a cutie with a cowgirl hat on; sold!

Image United #0

Image United #0 is a great idea for people who may have passed on the crossover prelude the first time around.

Invincible Returns

If you haven’t tried Robert Kirkman’s Invincible yet, There’s much worse (and not many better) places to start than Invincible Returns #1.

Colt Noble and the Megalords

COLT NOBLE and THE MEGALORDS!!! By Tim Seeley!

And offered just in time to coincide with that is a new printing of loaded Bible book One!

broken Trinity: Pandora’s Box

Broken Trinity Pandora’s Box #1 reminds me I need to get started on some reviews I’d like to do leading into the forthcoming artifacts mini-series coming out later this year.

Days missing HC

I only read the first issue, but the Days missing Hardcover is something I wouldn’t hesitate to buy.

The anchor Vol. 1

The anchor is a book that I’m pretty sure is criminally overlooked. Conveniently, the first softcover is a great introductory price for four issues!

Hack/Slash Omnibus Vol. 1

Fans of campy horror should be sure to check out Hack/Slash Omnibuses (Omnibii?) Volumes 1 and 2. Not even $35 for over 450 pages of fun comics!

Hulk 100 Project

Remember a few months ago when I mentioned that The Hulk 100 project had sold out? It’s relisted this month!

Dan DeCarlo’s Jetta

Dan DeCarlo’s Jetta looks awesome.

Munden’s Bar: Grand Re-Opening

Munden’s Bar: Grand Re-Opening has some art by Hilary Barta. You might recognize his name from that tale of the fear agent I lettered, or maybe those splash Brannigan stories he did with Alan Moore. Yes, that Alan Moore.

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

I am seriously considering the Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland hardcover from IDW just for the Jenny Frison chapter illos.

12 reasons Why I love Her

12 reasons Why I love Her is being offered again; check it out.

Which is something I need to do with love as a foreign Language. too many books and too little time!

And that looks like everything from the Comics section of previews, except for marvel stuff and a couple of three dimensional pieces that’ll wait until next week!

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Purchase

Last Days of Americancrime #2

Fear Agent

Strange Girl

Doll & Creature

Devil #1

Buck Rogers Merchandise

Milestone forever #1

Static Shock: rebirth of the Cool

Hardware: The man in the Machine

Justice society of America annual #1

Justice society of America #36

Wednesday Comics

Absolute Planetary volume 2

Absolute Planetary volume 1

Demo volume 2 #1

Demo SC

Y: The Last man Deluxe edition volume 3

Image United #0

Invincible Returns #1

Colt Noble and The Megalords

Loaded Bible book One

Broken Trinity Pandora’s Box #1

Days missing Hardcover

The Anchor

Hack/Slash Omnibus Vol. 1

Hack/Slash Omnibus Vol. 2

The Hulk 100 Project

Dan DeCarlo’s Jetta

Munden’s Bar: Grand Re-Opening

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

12 reasons Why I love Her

Love as a foreign Language

KC COLUMN: THE RETURN OF AUNTIE KC

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NOT by KC Carlson

Hello, twerps!

That regular gomer who normally writes this column isn’t here. seems that at his recent holiday party, the deceive made a decision to invite both the green Hulk and the Red Hulk (“because they look so Christmas-sy together”), and the next thing I know, he’s impaled at the top of the tree and the EMTs are arguing about who’s going to be sweeping all the dead needles out of the back of the ambulance. delighted Holidays, doofus!

Let’s get ideal to the mail…

Dear Auntie KC,
Your nephew seems like a great enough guy, but I get the impression that he tries to be a bit PC when it pertains to talking about current comics. You know, trying not to offend anybody. I get the feeling that you’re a bit a lot more opinionated. So spill – What do you think about current comics?

Stu Inguptrouble
Chaos, NM

Aww, my kid KC’s not so bad… He just up and got himself bitten by a radioactive moron when he was in high school, so nowadays he’s still fixacated on them crazy sooperhero comical books. I hear lots of folks like ‘em. Me, I’m really enjoying all those recent vintage comic strip collections, so I can read all my favorites of the past. For me, a good time is curling up with a big jug o’ tonic and a new collection of Ziggy cartoons… or that Marmaduke fellow. I loves my pups! and whatever that Ziggy feller is…

If you’re trying to rile me up and get me to say that I think that everybody in DC Comics is suffering from post Traumatic anxiety disorder or that all the marvel characters are victims of ‘Roid Rage… Well, it’s jes’ not gonna happen here. Those two publishers are the epitome of… er… well, something. They are epitomious!

Hope this answers your question. thanks for writing.
Auntie KC

Dear Auntie KC,
In that last letter, I think you misspelled fixated. or else you are just a ignoramus.

Nathan Nincompoop
Poop Poop Pa Doop, PA

Thank you for the correction. My, the mail moves fast – and at Christmastime too! Although, for the record, I am not a ignoramus. According to my records, the Ignoramus died out around 500 years ago, ideal after the earth was formed.

Hope this answers your question. thanks for writing.
Auntie KC

Dear Auntie KC,
Did you get anything amazing for Christmas?

Nosy Noodleman
Needles, NV

Well, my idiot nephew ended up in the hospital. That was pretty cool! sure is quiet around here!

According to these notes he left on his desk, he asked some folks around the comics world what they got for Christmas:

Captain America: brought back to life! except that Stephen Colbert person still has my shield!

Legion of Super-Heroes: A new/old writer!

Spider-Man: Promises from all my old pals to come and beat me up!

Harvey Birdman: A partridge in a pear tree.

Hulk: Bunny slippers! Hulk like bunnies!

Archie: Not really married! Whew!

Michelangelo: two turtle doves.

Jonah Hex: My first ever graphic novel!

Red Arrow: A new pair of gloves.

Foghorn Leghorn: three French hens.

Deadpool: 50 bazillion new comic series! Wowzers!

Pet Avengers: Bunny slippers! (And our own comic book!)

Oracle: four calling birds.

Norman Osborn: Hair straightener.

Groo: Cheese dip! (From Wisconsin! Thanks, Roger!)

Yellow Lanterns: five golden rings!

Crystal: A new husband! Eww!

Nemesis: My own comic book! (Only took 30 years!)

Gladstone Gander: six geese a-laying.

Buffy: Twilight on Blu-Ray.

Terra: A secret identity.

Vanessa Kapatelis: seven swans a-swimming.

Huey, Dewey & Louie: Junior Woodchuck guidebook iphone app.

Barry Allen: 1,000 pairs of socks.

Bessie the Hellcow: eight maids a-milking.

Dr. Bong: The Clapper.

Swamp Thing: A chia pet.

Swan (CMX): nine ladies dancing.

Kitty Pryde: lost season five DVD.

Choopie: Hostess fruit pies!

Batroc: ten lords a-leaping.

Doc Savage: Tan in a can.

Steven Strange: His medical degree back.

Hartley Rathaway: Eleven pipers piping.

Flaming Carrot: A hat made of Spam.

Wolverine: Beer of the Month Club.

The Drummer: Twelve drummers drumming.

Marvel Universe: 1-Day Park Hopper passes.

Usagi Yojimbo: Bunny slippers. I find this in poor taste. need to be from Gen.

Metal Men: A rock.

Hope this answers your question. thanks for writing.
Auntie KC

Dear Auntie KC,
I’m really ecstatic by all the big storylines going on ideal now. Do you have any spoilers?

Danjo Quesadido
Gonnagetsued, NY

You indicate you want me to give away the endings of the stories? Sure! I can do that!
(Nobody minds, do they?)

Fall of the Hulks: Red Hulk (the smart one) realizes that they wouldn’t keep falling down if they didn’t forget to tie their shoes, so he gets all the Hulks size 47EEEEEE Velcro sneakers. problem solved!

Fall of the Hulks (alternate ending): The Hulks all go to school for Weebles training. problem solved!

Blackest Night: Alfred remembers to pay the power bill. problem solved!

Dark Reign: Reed Richards buildsseveral gigantic Brita filters and installs them in orbit around the Earth. problem solved!

The search for Batman: They find him. problem solved!

Who will Wield the Shield?: incredibly Mario. When you need a welder, why not get the best plumber available? problem solved!

Siege: Norman Osborn has a bad hair day, flips out, and destroys the marvel Universe. The Sentry curls up in a ball and cries. problem solved!

Oh! Was I meant to leave room to scroll down? Oopsie!

Hope this answers your question. thanks for writing.
Auntie KC

Dear Auntie KC,
Have you made a new Year’s Resolution yet?

Neil Questioningly (Mrs.)
Resolute, NV

Yes! Not to answer any a lot more silly questions!

Oh, and here are some Resolutions from comic folks. They’re probably just as dumb as the Christmas presents list…

Batman: Not to be dead. Oh, and to stay away from grant Morrison. He creeps me out.

Hulk: To wear bunny slippers! Hulk like bunnies!

Norman Osborn: To stop listening to the voices inside my head.

Norman Osborn: What voices?

Norman Osborn: You know what voices.

Norman Osborn: Ohhhh… Those voices. just neglect them.

Norman Osborn: Norman is such a pretty girl. Aren’t I a pretty girl, Norman?

Norman Osborn: PARKER!

Norman Osborn: I wish I had bunny slippers…

Norman Osborn: will you all shut UP?!? I’m trying to enjoy Lost!

Deadpool: To think before talking. like that’s gonna happen…

Superman: To actually appear in my own comic books.

The Sentry: stop listening to Norman.

Millie the Model: wishing I would get my own marvel Masterworks.

Justice Society: A membership cap, until we can get things sorted out.

Red Arrow: change my name to Lefty.

Namor: keep going to my anger management classes.

Archie: learn to make up my mind.

Betty & Veronica: find better partner material.

Dark Wolverine: stop listening to Norman.

Green Arrow: Not to keep secrets.

Iron Man: If I only had a brain…

Norman Osborn: Did I really sleep with Gwen Stacy?

Ronin/Hawkeye: Did I really sleep with Wanda?

Black Widow: I need to call Tony. and Clint. and Matt. and Logan. and Bucky. and Herc. and Nick. And…

Warlord: learn to live for the moment.

Ms. marvel (Dark Avengers): stop listening to Norman.

Luke Cage: learn to play golf.

Cyclops: Sometimes, you just need a little Doop…

Titans and teen Titans: To discover a sense of purpose. Finally.

Funky Flashman: start pushing Comic books in a Can! We’re losing sales to motion Comics!

Red Hulk: get my own bunny slippers. They’re so cool! I mean, GRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Necrosha: Why does my storyline seem so familiar?

Gravediggers everywhere: go back to school and get a real job.

Norman Osborn: stop listening to Norman.

Roger Ash: find a better columnist.

Hope this answers your question. thanks for writing.
Auntie KC

Dear Auntie KC,
When does KC get out of the hospital? When he does, can you put him back in again? Your columns are a lot a lot more fun!

Johanna Roseannadanna
Fort Lee, NJ

Thanks, J! I think that can be arranged! ever considering that he had that stroke, you can distract him with just about anything shiny! have you got a spoon?

[sound of door closing]

KC: Hey, Auntie! What’s going on here? What are you doing here?

AUNTIE KC: Uh… nothing. Um… how was the hospital?

KC: What are you talking about? I was just getting the mail. What are you doing at my computer?

AUNTIE KC: Nothing…

[reads column]

KC: ARRGH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? You know the judge said “No a lot more columns!” We still haven’t settled all the lawsuits from the last one yet! and how did you get out of your apartment or condo without your ankle alarm going off!

AUNTIE KC:  Um…

KC: You can’t say this stuff!!! WE love COMICS!!! some of these people are my friends! I’ll get fired! Again!

AUNTIE KC: nearly done… just let me…

KC: and get away from my computer!!!. I can’t have you inadvertently hitting that publish butt

EDITOR’S NOTE: The previous does not reflect the opinions of Westfield Comics, its employees, or any individual in their ideal mind. We don’t know any Auntie KC, nor have we ever met one. and we a lot of certainly don’t know any KC Carlson. Nope. No way. No how. We love comic books. We have a lot of comic books. Please get some. They’ll help you forget you ever read this. may we recommend some good ones, ideal after the following advertisement:

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